You are a white male first-year teacher in the Mississippi Delta. You also have long hair that people, who are NOT students, have been wont to touch and tug on. Ahh, but how times change...
Halfway through your first year, whilst trying to find ways to burn a 3-hour 4th period scheduling clusterf**k, you sit down to teach chess to some of your freshmen. As you sit and instruct, a student comes from behind you and starts playing with your hair, commenting about "how pretty it is"...
What do you do?